It all started when Rone announced his Chicago 1v1 basketball tournament.
All you have to do is score one point.
Naturally, like anyone who cares about this job, they signed up immediately.
Well played, Rone.
I had no idea about my matchup until I ran into Annika in the kitchen.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, Im gonna be in that ass on Friday.
Naturally, I was confusedbecause, well, we havent done that in quite some time.
I asked her what she meant, and she told me we were playing each other one-on-one this Friday.
Trying to build some hype around the awkward matchup, I made a lighthearted sex joke on Twitter.
And boy, did I get cooked.
Now, I have no choice but to take her soul on the court this Friday.
