I need football in my life so badly.
I don’t know what to do with myself.
So, to help with that, I’ve created my dream Barstool Sports 7v7 team.
Now, before we get started there are two rules:
1.
No NFL Players
2.
I’ve watched some of his tape and he’s more than capable of leading this team to victory.
I also had to add Megan Makin Money as the backup incase Billy’s shoulder gives out on us.
I see Megan everyday and let me tell you something, that girl can throw a fucking football.
Even if Billy were to go down, Meg’s got us.
Outside of the former pro athletes and Francis, Donnie was the best all-around athlete in the bunch.
This cat can fly.
If he can catch the ball out of the backfield, his legs will take care of the rest.
When God made me he installed Nike Vapor Gloves into my skin.
I couldn’t drop a football if you paid me.
I owe Marty an apology; I wasn’t familiar with his game.
But I was wrongMarty is low-key a dawg.
KB is just a fast menace; he’s going to be the Wes Welker of this football team.
TE- White Boy Rick
6'6 250lbs and can dunk a basketball?
Welcome to the team Rick.
C- Zah
OH MY DAYS!!!
ZAH ZAH MY GOAT!!
Believe it or not you are the PERFECT center for 7 on 7 football.
You don’t have to block anyone you just stand there and toss Billy the football.
We need your vibes big man!!
CB’s- Gillie & Wallo
I know what you’re thinking, but I didn’t have a choice.
Up until this year, you’d have to go back to 1945 to find a white corner.
They just don’t exist.
Safety’s- Francis & Pat
This can low key be our strongest position group.
I have the upmost confidence in these two to prevent us from getting beat over the top.
LB’s- Chief (Sam) PFT (Mike) White Sox Dave (Will)
Yeah buddy!
This is my big three right here!
Sure, we might lead the league in penalties, but at least we’ll set the tone.
