Every day I wake up and thank God for making me a man.
I genuinely could never do it.
So heres what happened.
Im talking nonstop notifications.
At first, I was confused.
I was like, Do I look gay?
Do this many dudes want to sleep with me?
Why are they telling me my ass is fat?
But then I realized, everyone thought their replies were going to Ella.
Spoiler alert: they were going to me.
Straight-up horny dudes, cringe pickup lines, compliments that felt more threatening than flattering.
I felt violated, confused, and a little flattered but mostly just disturbed.
I wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy.
Seriously, ladies, how do you deal with that every single day?
So to all the women out there: I salute you.
God bless yall for being stronger than us men.
Youre the real MVPs.
