So without further ado, here are 15 resolutions I have for 2025.
Start liking Diet Coke
-Everyone loves talking about how good diet coke is and the satisfaction it gives them.
I personally don’t like diet coke.
Meet Timothee Chalamet…. BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
I feel like that should be up there taking his roles on the silver screen.
But this year I will meet him by any means necessary, “laws” be damned.
Buy more things but also spend less money
-This one could admittedly be a tricky tightrope to walk.
I want to more have the mindset of “If I want something, I’ll get it.”
Why the hell not?
That’s what money is for.
But I simultaneously also want to budget more and spend money less recklessly.
So I’m not sure how to pull this one off.
So this year I will turn my attention to reviving this forgotten meme.
Here is an example of one that could potentially go viral if I fail though.
Can’t be that hard.
It’s a numbers game.
Love Island seems to be the most popular one right now so I’ll set my sights on that.
“What do you do for a living?”
“What gives you confidence?”
“Where do you go out?”
Things of that nature.
That would make me feel nice.
Look into bone broth, consider drinking it pending my findings
-This one is pretty self-explanatory.
30 is staring me down.
What a banger and blast from the past.
I’ll be listening at least once a month this year.
I do essentially anything I want at all times.
I want ice cream?
I get ice cream.
I don’t want to go to the gym?
Philosophers would refer to me as a “Hedonist.”
So maybe I’ll change all that shit I guess.
My shoes just never stay tied.
I guess I just don’t know how to tie them properly.
I have to get to the bottom of that.
So that’s my full list of resolutions for 2025.
If I can hit more than half of them, I’ll consider it a success.
