Welcome to the show kiddo.

2- tell Abu Dabai to go fuck themselves and rip out every single parking meter in the city.

4- Charge parents that raise their children as Bears fans with child abuse.

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Seriously, Packers fans will laugh at this because they’re assholes.

It felt like I was in the South.

Everybody was so polite and friendly.

Welcoming us to Green Bay.

They told me they’re only mean and nasty to Bears fans and that they love everybody else.

Nobody deserves this kind of misery.

Especially to the extent of thefor lifesentence Bears fans are forced to endure, right out of the womb.

And everybody can relate to this for the most part.

Pretty much everybody has at least one team that tortures them mercilessly.

One of the most beautiful horse tracks in the entire country- poof, gone.