I’ll tell ya what, man.

There’s never a dull moment in the world of chess.

Allegations of players shoving vibrating anal beads up their ass to cheat their way to victory.

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That’s a very welcome change.

I don’t know.

Maybe I’m just splitting hairs here and digging too into the semantics of everything.

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I don’t know nearly enough about chess to understand the etiquette.

Maybe crumbling up your scoresheet is the most abhorrent behavior imaginable.

Especially if chess is going to continue having more drama pop up like this at every tournament.

Also one last thing here.

Again, l admittedly don’t know much about chess.

But I feel like there are way too many grandmasters out there.

I feel like that’s a title that should be reserved for like 4 or 5 players maximum.