This was possibly the only room in America that was in agreement that it was awesome.

The people who said it was a slow season or that nothing happened can get lost because:

1.

That’s White Lotus.

Article image

It’s always slow and without a plot.

Mike White said it himself.

Did you think #TheWhiteLotus Season 3 was too slow?

There was complaining about how theres no plot.

That part I find weird.

It never did… part of me is just like bro, this is the vibe.

If you dont want to go to bed with me then get out of my bed.

If you dont want to be edged, then get out of my bed.

Do you know what I mean?

Dont be a bossy bottom.

Get the f*ck out of my bed.

Dont come home with me.

Dont get naked in my bed.

Get the f*ck out of my bed.

Obviously something is going to happen.

What more could you have asked for from a finale?

Do we really believe that Piper would’ve gone from Buddhist to sex crazed in like 12 hours?

You don’t go from Buddhist to Saxon overnight.

I think she’s sticking with the more colorful dresses and flashy jewelry for a bit first.

Would’ve been some QUICK work by Zion, though.

Our guy was voraciously horny.