I mean,I did do it yesterday with something I literally heard over the phone.
But that blog was more about theideaof the rumor than a report on the rumor itself.
But this is a rumor I desperately want to believe in.
Come on… Of course he did.
Wherever he’s coaching.
Wherever he’s working.
Even if he completely out of football.
He deserves at least one good firing for what he’s done.
The fucking audacity to tell Mike Leach he can’t hurl a midget into the end zone.
or “That’s not even a legal football play.”
What is your fucking problem man?
Who the hell raised you?
What bang out of mental illness do you have?
What a pathetic human being this hypothetical assistant coach who in all likelihood doesn’t exist is.
At this point, there’s really no story I could hear about Mike Leach and not believe.
Ever since the fake opening sscript story was confirmed, anything is on the table.
And I think the little person play could work.
Although you couldn’t just use any old little person.
Take my co-worker Zah for example.
Zah is built like a brick house.
you could’t just throw Zah.
He may be less than 4 feet tall, but the man is dense.
I’m not sure you’re getting him over a D-1 offensive line.
What you really need to find is a more sickly looking man.
Someone with a much more rare condition that really stunts their growth.
Someone like current smallest man in the world Afshin Ghaderzadeh.
Now that’s a man you’re able to heave.
Screw short yardage situations.
you’re able to initiate the Flying Iranian play on 1st & 10.
The only problem is whether or not he can hold onto the football.
It can cause a concussion.
But Afshin has survived worse in his life.
Think about everything Mike Leach did for your program.
It’s what he would have wanted.
