He was an American comedian.

He said to Tyrrell Hatton that he looks like a reborn Amish farmer because of his beard.

Because it’s this scene in real life:

I don’t blame Luke Donald though.

We’re expecting and wanting mayhem at the Ryder Cup.

You bring it to Bethpage for that reason.

Luke Donald made the mistake of making this all public.

The USA chant is something, we all know.

Add something to it.

We can’t lose at Bethpage.

I don’t care who is on what team, give me our best 12 and an ass kicking.

We can’t lose after getting humiliated in Rome last time out.

I say it all the time, I love the Ryder Cup.

Always have, always will.

I want to see our best 12 vs Europe’s best 12.

I don’t care LIV or PGA or anything else.

Give me 12 vs 12 (obviously point rankings play a role here).

Give me the crowd going nuts and a little bit of animosity.

It is perfect for this to be golf insults though.

Calling Rory a jackass over a putt also may work.

In fact let Joe LaCava be this guy.

He knows how to get under the skin of some players.

Either way, Luke Donald is ready for mental warfare.