Mel Kiper is going to have to be institutionalized after this draft.
He can’t believe what he’s seeing.
And he’s, as the kids say, absolutely crashing out.

Kiper is losing his marbles right in front of our eyes.
Because that’s all we’re hearing, he had the worst interviews ever.
Matthew Berry actually reported that last month:
What in the world happened in there????
And then there’s the Deion effect.
Teams don’t want a helicopter parent overshadowing the team.
Is it fair to penalize Shedeur because of his dad?
Depends on how you look at it.
When you make yourself part of the circus, teams will shy away from bringing the circus to town.
Will Shedeur be a 4th rounder?
Let’s just pray Mel Kiper is alive to see it.
Take a gummie and get some sleep, Melvin.