We’ve all done it before.
That is Jerry Jones and glory holes.
The man simply cannot stop talking about them.
He might be old and senile, but Jerry knows exactly what he’s doing here.
The man controls every single decision that goes on at Jerry World.
There’s nothing that goes on in that place without Jerry’s fingerprints being all over it.
But he can’t install a glory hole into his own bathroom.
That would just be a little too obvious.
So he wants someone else to go in there and cut one out for him.
That way he can act “surprised” when he finally has a glory hole of his own.
When are one of his people going to finally pick up on the hint?
Jerry Jones is old as shit.
He’s just looking for a little excitement in his life.
He doesn’t give a damn who is on the other side of that hole.
There ain’t nothing gay about getting your pecker sucked.
By the way–the media down in Dallas are all a bunch of cowards.
