First off, I have no problems with Matthew McConaughey.
I saw the clip and said to myself,“I like tuna, and I like Matthew McConaughey.
And my life could use a change.
So let’s give this recipe a try.”
I wasn’t being judgemental before I tried it.
Meanwhile, ten years ago, I looked like this…
So give my sandwich a chance…
I GUARANTEE it’s better than anything that narrow-assed pretty boy can crank out.
