Somehow some way they still hadn’t fixed this going into another year of March Madness.
I can’t help those idiots.
They still live in 2002 and are content with flipping from 4 different channels.

I can only sit here and hope for the absolute worst things to happen to them.
They don’t deserve March Madness and the wonders that come from it.
Just delay the scores and save our sanity.

This weekend I hit a breaking point that’s been boiling inside of me for over a decade now.
I simple cannot go another year with March Madness spoiling itself for me and it has to stop.
I wish I had your brain.
Well, I need every game at my disposal like a mad man.
The tournament showing live scores of games at the top of the screen is a goddamn NIGHTMARE.
There’s no point in watching sports if we know what’s going to happen.
So what did we do?
We taped a paper towel across the top of all screens to block out the scores.
Yeah, we were geniuses.
All weekend I found myself in a bar just constantly looking at the top of the screen.
I couldn’t help it, I have no self control.
But nothing is truly live.
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE!
How nuts is it that pre-2010 CBS would just cycle through all the games on one channel.
That’s when the scores at the top were necessary.
That shit was exhilarating.
Now we have all the options and need to adapt.
Let’s evolve as humans and remove this trouble from our lives.
Or….every bar goes with the paper towel method.
This would help, but I’m not sure this is possible.
Could be a nice compromise!