Manchester United Is More Likely to Be Relegated Than Win the League in the Coming Years

Look, I get itManchester United is a big club.

Remember when United used to terrorize teams?

Now they look more like theyre the laughing stock of the league.

Thank God I don’t support that sorry ass club because the Dolphins alone are already killing me.

But nopeevery transfer window feels like theyre just playing a game of FIFA Career Mode with no budget restrictions.

Who cares if the players fit the system (wait, what system?)

as long as theyre big names, right?

Its almost impressive how consistently United manages to underachieve.

Its a cycle thats become more reliable than the sun rising in the morning.

But heres the kicker (you like that shit?

great pun by me): Uniteds closest rivals arent the top dogs like City or Liverpool.

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