It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong.

I was shocked that I grabbed a snake, he said.I quickly stood up and plucked it out.

It’s scary to think about how this could happen to any of us at any time.

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It could happen in the comfort of our own homes.

We all feel so comfortable when sitting on the toilet.

The crazy part is this happens in America all the time as well.

It’s almost a daily occurrence in some states.

Which was up from the 211 people reported the last time they checked the numbers back in 2017.

It truly happens all the time.

Nah, I’m just kidding.

That doesn’t happen in America.

Not at a high enough clip to be worried about.

I guessmaybeif you’re using a port-a-potty out in the desert you should do a hover.

Or if you’re in Florida.

I actually found a coupleinstances of rattlesnakes being found in Texas toilets.

But it’s really nothing to worry about here in the states.

I’ve heard Thailand is beautiful.

I’ve heard they got some awesome drugs.

I would love to experience one of their Full Moon parties some day.

Unfortunately, I’m just not sure it’s worth the risk.

Snake toilets are a dealbreaker for me.

That, plus Thailand is where everyone goes to have degenerate sex.

They attract 1.2 million sex tourists annually (real statistic).

You couldn’t cough up the $2.50 hooker fee?"

That, or you caught the most viscous Southeast Asian STD of all-time.

Too much that can go wrong over in Thailand.