We are so fuckin back baby!!!
I honestly thought it was going to take a couple of years.
Not hidden away and guilt-tripped.
That used to be the norm around these parts.
Carl’s Jr. was no stranger to the first commandment in the Marketing 101 textbook: SEX SELLS.
They were showcasing hot chicks mowing down their mid burgers for decades.
Somewhere, we lost our way.
But I’m glad we found it.
And we owe Carl’s Jr. a shit ton of thanks for showing us the way back.
Keep them in the Book of Freaks where they belong.
Show us hot chicks doing pretty muchanything, and we will watch every time.
That’s not my opinion.
It’s a recipe that’s worked since the dawn of man.
People (and our editors) forget, it’s how Dave built this great website.
As for Alix Earle?
Wouldn’t have been my first choice if we’re being honest.
But beggars can’t be choosers and I’ll happily take what we got.
Here’s the full thing.
