And your first “what the fuck” signing of the offseason goes to the….A’s?
My initial reaction here is to be just genuinely happy for Luis Severino.
This dude has been through it over the years.

Pitcher’s elbows/shoulders love nothing more than exploding into a million pieces.
Sevy went through hell and back to reach this point.
Injuries never allowed that to happen.
After dominant 2017 and 2018 seasons, 2019-2021 were a disaster.
The Mets took a flier on him this past season and it paid off big time.
Sevy amassed the most innings in a season since 2018 and posted a sub 4.00 ERA.
Further shows you how John Fisher shouldn’t be allowed to own a team.
According to Passan they have intentions of having a $100M payroll in 2025.
The big spending A’s!
Again, that shouldn’t be news because all these owners are rich.
Turns out behind the scenes there were concerns from the players association and owners about their lack of spending.
Luis Severino was just the lucky guy at the top of their list.
Congrats to Sevy for being this year’s Kris Bryant!