Listen I know I’ve had my dust-ups with the United States Postal Service in the past.
I am officially declaring it that I KNOW the USPS is stealing my mail.
It’s just one gift card and what am I going to do?
Get a guy fired?
Spend hours filling out forms and talking to people for….$25?
So yeah, option 1 is to actually go through with their process.
Do an old fashioned Stake Out.
Hide in my lobby until the Mail Carrier shows up and question him to his fucking face.
Mail myself a TRAP.
Can I get like an air tag and track the whole thing?
What should I do?
