Entirely unacceptable way to behave as a patron of Panera Bread.

You expect this key in of scene at a Waffle House.

Assaulting the wait staff at a Waffle House is how you ask for more syrup.

I did want a bowl, but what if I hadn’t?

What if I had wanted a burrito?

But this doesn’t fly at Panera Bread.

Panera Bread is a classy establishment.

Yes, the lemonade may kill you.

The bottom line is, you should never feel rage at a Panera Bread.

And you should especially never act on it.

You don’t bring that nonsense into Panera Bread.

Then bus your own table.