Are you going to share your doughnuts?
I bet you would want some emergency donuts, wouldn’t you dispatcher?
Sitting in that chair all day long.
Fielding the occasional call from a citizen whose covered wagon was vandalized by some teens.
Or a farmer whose cow was struck by a tumbleweed.
Can’t even detect when the world’s coolest toddler is flaming your ass.
Impressively quick thinking from the savvy toddler.
She (I think?)
was shocked the call even went through.
Probably had no idea it could still dial 911.
The kid was clearly shocked when she heard the dispatcher’s voice.
“You got any donuts over there fatty?
Yeah that’s right.
You would like a blueberry donut, huh?
I got nothin for ya.
Maybe call one of your best and brightest friends.
They should be on their third Dunkin' run of the day right about now.”
- That toddler (paraphrasing)
Just wait until Big Cat gets a load of this kid.
A toddler with a penchant for donut bits who’s already funnier than 99% of Barstool Sports employees?
The future is bright for that young Oklahoman.
Not many toddlers would keep their cool in that situation.
Very few would have the wherewithal to go into police officer eating donuts bit.
She’s ahead of the curve.
