Look at that mischievous little rascal.
you’re free to’t even be mad.
Then destroy the shit out of it to teach them a lesson.

Maybe fist fight the dad in front of his children.
But you might’t be mad at a Stitch.
Imagine paling around town with Stitch as a sidekick.
Think of all the wacky shenanigans you could get into.
Why yes, sex sounds great."
Seems a little lazy to me.
At this point it kinda seems like they’re just doing it because they have the technology.
And it’s far easier than coming up with any semblance of a new & creative idea.
For example, I just saw a trailer for live-action How To Train Your Dragon over the weekend.
At least Lilo & Stitch is over 20 years old.
How To Train Your Dragon is barely 10.
Of course the live-action dragon is adorable as well, but we’re barely letting movies breathe anymore.
Remember CGI Detective Pikachu?
The surprise twist at the end that movie is that Pikachu was Ryan Reynolds the whole time.
Which was kinda strange.
But at least seeing all the Pokemon was pretty cool.
I’m always a sucker for seeing how they make the cartoons into real-life characters.
So I guess people like me are the reason they keep pumping these movies out.
But at least we’ve come a long way technology-wise.
A long way since the 2000 cinematic classic that was, The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle.
Sorry that last one might be a deep cut for some people.
Hopefully he’s ok with the newest, upcoming rendition of Sonic The Hedgehog.