I’ve watched this video 50 times.
And each time I hear, “DNC, turn down for what?”
I laugh harder each time.
Meanwhile, our friend of the program, and my personal amigo,
Lil Jon is a Smithsonian Inductee.
Can you say that for your favorite band?
Who you deep down would have loved seeing perform in this same spot (Maroon 5)?
But props also to the Dems.
The point of the convention is to draw attention, be seen, and be heard.
We are seriously living in an episode of South Park right now.
Honestly, think about it.
When we became teens and in college, the oldies were 80s.
We are talking a solid 30 years of some of the best music produced in the history of humankind.
Think about what we’ve had since then.
Rock music is basically on life support.
Alternative music is called “indie” music now.
Rap has become unlistenable.
Electronic is stuck in a rut.
What songs from 1-2 years ago do you still listen to?
Music today has zero shelf life.
So how will it be considered “classic” music 30-40 years from now?
Hillary Clinton - “Fight Song,” by Rachel Platten.
Hey mam, we get it.
Your husband bangs everything that walks except you.
This was a presidential campaign, not your myspace page.
Scott Walker (Wisconsin Governor) - “Shipping Up to Boston,” by The Dropkick Murphys.
Sorry, I saw this one on google and laughed.
Tell us something we don’t know campaign consultants.
Be more obvious and lazy, you might’t.
John McCain - “Take a Chance on Me,” by ABBA
Straight banger?
At Good Night John Boy.
Chicks go nuts, climbing over furniture, rushing the dance floor, singing every word.
“Take A Chance” is right.
What were we doing here guys?
Now that I think of it, this should be our entire country’s anthem.
This cracks me the fuck up.
Just such atough love, hardo message to send to the haters.
Ever since that day, I’ve never heard this song the same.
It’s one of the saddest songs ever when you really think of it.
