Ah, NFL Draft night.
A night where the lives of 32 young men, and their families, change forever.
Years of dedication, hard work, sacrifice, and adversity finally paying off.
Except for the girlfriends.
Either because they’re wicked hot.
Or stage 5 clingers.
Here’s a walk down memory lane of some of the best in recent memory.
The signs were definitely there.
Ever heard of it?
That phone was probably humming like a jackhammer.
So you really can’t blame this girl sitting next to him on the couch.
But at the same time, play it cool.
Always play it cool.
No bigger turn off than jealousy.
This was too funny watching CeeDee get asked about the infamous moment and not being able to contain himself.
OLU FASHANU’S MOM BOXES OUT HIS GIRLFRIEND
This one was my personal favorite.
That girlfriend stood zero chance.
Mama Fashanu goes hard in the MFin paint, that’s for certain.
They aren’t meant to be tamed.
Gia Duddy was destined for fame.
And if it came at the expense of Will Levis' pride, than so be it.
