This is the key in of stat line that you could only dream about as a hockey fan.

1st goal of the 4 Nations Faceoff.

Who got him the puck on the powerplay?

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Well it starts off with Connor McDavid.

Greatest hockey player currently on the planet.

3x Hart Trophy winner.

5x Art Ross Trophy winner.

He passes the puck down low to Sidney Crosby.

Top 5 player to ever play the game.

3x Stanley Cup Champion.

2x Olympic Gold Medalist.

2x Hart Trophy winner.

2x Art Ross winner.

2x Conn Smythe Trophy winner.

And holy goddamn shit, what a feed.

Through the legs of a sliding defender.

Right on Nate Dogg’s tape for an easy putaway.

Goodness gracious, what a sick bastard Sidney Crosby is.

This fucking guy, man.

As a fellow Nova Scotian himself, he was feeling a bit left out.

So he made sure to put one in the back of the net as well.

Brad Marchand getting all the fans off their ass and cheering for him at the Bell Centre.

That’s what makes international hockey rule so hard.

Canada might just be a little dangerous in this tournament.