Be careful what you wish for, I guess.
But it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, apparently.
You never know until you’ve walked in someone else’s stilettos.
Take Vittoria Ceretti, for example.
Since then, she’s turned 26, and is still in the ballgame.
Which means she’s beaten the odds:
She’s the Pete Rose of DiCaprio’s girlfriends.
But unlike Charlie Hustle, who craved that attention, she’s not interested in the record book.
In fact, the very fact I used the term “DiCaprio’s girlfriend” is objectionable.
May I ask you a question about that?
It depends on the question.
As a teenager, did you see Titanic?
Did you like it?
Who didn’t see it?
It’s an iconic film…
Where did you meet?
But I prefer not to go into detail.
Despite your career, do you think it’s a risk of being labeled “copine of”?
And it can be extremely annoying.
All of a sudden, we’re talking about you as the thingsome girlfriend who was the ex-trick.
Well, OK then.
But again, what do we know?
Because she’s innately fascinating for the way she walks a runway or whatever.
Let me just close by saying that I couldn’t agree more.
Though to be clear, once Hayley Atwell gets around to dumping Tom Cruise and asks me out:
… That’ll be a burden I can live with, thank you.
