Legend: 85-Year Old JoAnne 'Big Mama' Carner Tells Fans She Hit A Good Shot Because She's Heading To The Bar, Shoots Her Age At The US Women's Senior Open

This right here is the coolest person in all of sports.

Forget anyone else who you might put in the cool list, they ain’t beating Big Mama.

That’s the peak of athleticism.

That’s the dream.

You try being 85 and doing that.

If any of that happens for me, we’re living good at 85.

Pipe show on 1

Big Mama ain’t no joke either.

She won 43 times on the LPGA Tour including two US Women’s Opens in 1971 and 1976.

So basically she’s a star.

I’m a bogey golfer, an 85 is a decent round.

Need to know what cocktail Big Mama went with at the bar though.

My guess is a double vodka soda or a martini.

All I know is if I’m 85 I wanna be living like Joanne Carner.