Yesterday we had Jerry Jones turning into a true leader.
He threatened to fire radio hosts for questioning him about the moves he made during the offseason.
Now we have his defense:
Oh.
Can’t question him because he pays you and you’re not football people.
Alright, he’s not going to listen to you about football stuff unless you’re a REAL fan.
And if you’re not a real fan you better be in football.
Anything else and you better be prepared for him to fire you.
Plus he’s paying you!
You better use that money and talk about how great of a job he’s doing.
And don’t you dare say he was yelling.
He wants that to be very clear.
He was not yelling, he was simply threatening.
There’s a difference.
He was more of a pissed off dad than a screamer, everyone knows the difference there.
This is how you lead from the front though.
Take all the focus from Dak sucking (again) and put it on you.
Take all the focus from your defense being a mess (again) and put it on radio hosts.
We’re not even in November yet and this is what we’re getting out of Dallas.
I can’t wait for the bigger loss.
I can’t wait for them to get eliminated and see what Jerry does.
The dude will always find a microphone and double-check he has something to say.
Just don’t you dare question him if he pays you or if you’re not a football guy.
