By now, Billy Mitchell needs no introduction.
It’s the Year of Our Lord 2025.
Meaning you should have seen it by now.
And if you haven’t, I pity you and your pathetic, wasted existence.
It hasn’t even slowed down.
He’s just on this non-stop, relentless heater that continues with no end in sight.
With 500,000 views, a court agreed that Jobst’s video defamed Mitchell and included inaccurate and unsubstantiated claims.
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Mitchell’s defamation lawsuit against Jobst was unrelated to the legitimacy of his Donkey Kong scores.
It also reportedly suggested Mitchell had “expressed joy at the thought” of Smith’s suicide.
I knew nothing about this lawsuit or its merits.
Not at an arcade game, not in the law game, not at the game of life.
Some analytics guys argue that there’s no such thing as “clutch.”
That it’s just an illusion.
To them I say, explain Billy Mitchell, then.
Everything this man sets his mind to, he comes out on top.
He was entitled to more money.
Mitchell’s victory is complete with the $241,000.
And like the true blue, dyed-in-the-wool, Grade A winner he is, that victory is enough.
Billy Mitchell, from King of Kong to King of Courts.
From a Fistful of Quarters to a Quarter of a Million Dollars.
The only question now is where he’ll extend this Victory Tour to next.
Now go watch the documentary.
Maybe some of his success will rub off on you.
