She said, I got a salmon sperm facial with salmon sperm injected into my face.
This treatment promises to give you that glass-skin look everyone is craving right now.
Dave Portnoy once famously said, “Anybody at Barstool can be a star, except for Nate.”
All they have to do is put in the work.
So there comes a time in every Barstool employee’s tenure where a decision has to be made.
Do you want to put in the work?
They can decide to get copious amounts of plastic surgery and slowly transform into Ronald McDonald.
“Look, it’s not like anybody else was going use the foreskins.
That would be wasteful.
Newshub- “Sexual intercourse helps the stress hormone but also helps to balance the hormones and improve collagen production.
But you’ve got the option to go one step further with a sperm mask.
Yes, you heard right!”
she wrote for the news outlet.
There is zero scientific evidence to back up her theory.
Real-life dermatologists wholeheartedly disagree.
They contest that if anything the water in semen will leave your skin drier.
Kinda feels like Chelsee Lewis is just out here firing from the hip.
Either that or she’s playing a pretty damn good prank on Gwyneth Paltrow.
I suppose there must be something to it.
Honestly, I kind of see the vision.
Sperm is the source of life.
Our lives began in our father’s balls.
Can’t wait to see what trends next.
There’s no limit to what celebrities will do to keep their skin from cracking.
Imagine the things they’ve tried that they haven’t shared with the public?
