you might float around and experience weightless for a few minutes.
You get look out the window and see the curvature of the earth.
Then they quickly deploy some parachutes and you safely float back down to earth.
The whole mission takes 11-minutes.
And all the preparation you need is a couple days in an on-site astronaut training program.
“I love the mystery of the universe.
“It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered.
It filled me with dread.
My trip to space was supposed to be a celebration; instead, it felt like a funeral.”
-William Shatner
Jesus… good luck with that Katy Perry.
But congratulations on becoming a real life astronaut.
Along with Jeff Bezos' large breasted fiancee Lauren Sanchez, and host of CBS Mornings, Gayle King.
It’s just a matter of money and/or connections.
I suppose Elon Musk did once say he was going to colonize Mars with a group of civilians someday.
I’m sure I could get there.
Going to space used to feel like such an incredible feat.
There’s people out there who’ve dedicated their whole lives working for the privilege to do so.
I’d imagine that’s a tough pill to swallow for some watching Katy Perry get the nod.
If only they spent their time climbing the ladder at Amazon and getting an in with Jeff Bezos instead.
Or invested early in bitcoin.
Or done any job at all that netted them a few hundred thousand dollars in savings.
It could have been so easy.
