Justice for the Cut Throat Cowboys.
Consider me the Cut Throat Cowboys biggest supporter.
The Cut Throat Cowboys weren’t trying to hurt anyone.
They always ride through Baker.
That day they just so happened to be conducting their business out by the Walmart.
Saved themselves an extra trip.
Those horses weren’t causing any problems.
As long as they didn’t leave any large piles of manure, or engage in any stampeding.
Which of course they wouldn’t.
Because as the leader of the Cut Throat Cowboys clearly stated, these are professionally trained emotional support horses.
It always makes me laugh to see a man riding a horse where horses aren’t supposed to be.
As long as the horse looks healthy.
Horses don’t belong in New York City.
There’s no need to have a horse here.
I’m not even sure about the NYPD horses.
Maybe there’s a good reason police in New York ride horses that I don’t fully realize.
In my life, I’ve seen one video of an NYPD horse cop successfully chasing down a criminal.
And even in that video, I’m not convinced the horse was all that necessary.
But Baker, Louisiana isn’t New York City.
The Cut Throat Cowboys' horses appear to be properly fed.
I’d imagine you’re free to safely own a horse in the Baker, Louisiana area.
I will say I don’t love that they seemed to be lightly whipping the horses.
That’s making my facetious defense of the Cut Throat Cowboys a little more difficult.
I’m just gonna go ahead and plow through that fact.
But it’s a shame they got arrested.
They would have been fully within their rights to horse around inside the establishment.
Justice for the Cut Throat Cowboys.
I’m a simple man.
I see a group of men riding horses though Walmart, and I laugh.
I won’t apologize for it.
