I remember “Crazy Phil” telling me and Moose that"women with dirty toenails have dirty vaginas.
“Without any evidence, I took Phil, a formerswabby, at his word.
He may have been the first conspiracist I met whose belief I accepted as fact without proof.
Something that goes against science and logic…
I’ve considered"Bruce Jenner never had a penis, and his children were adopted.
“I think there’s some real merit to that.
It’s believable, right?
All the kids at school believed us when we told them it was a flying saucer.
I’m considering"Elon Musk is an alien"because it’s believable.
Landing on Mars could be his return to his homeland, right?
Becoming a conspiracy theorist is more difficult than I thought, but I’m not giving up.
I’ll be working very hard trying to create the next big conspiracy.
I’m not tossing my tinfoil hat in the recycle bin just yet…
(27-23 Chiefs)
