Josh Allen is my father.
Josh Allen owns me.
Im Josh Allens puppet, and theres nothing I can do about it.
The Buffalo Bills own us.
Were their little bitch.
They tell us to bend over, and we do it.
They tell us to get on top and ride, we do it.
They tell us to get on all fours, and we comply.
What the Miami Dolphins did tonightand what theyve done over the years against Buffalois an embarrassment.
Not just to the fan base, but to the game of football itself.
Its a disgrace to every great rivalry in the NFL.
And honestly, I cant even call this a rivalry anymore.
Were their bitch, plain and simple.
Its depressing, its heartbreaking, and its embarrassing.
I dont know why I hype myself up for this game every year.
WE GOT NO FUCKING DOG IN US MAN.
Its the same script, the same inevitable outcome, year after year.
Josh Allen comes in, rolls over us, and leaves us in pieces.
But we never do.
Its time to face the facts: were not just losing to Buffalo.
Buffalo, I hate you.
I hate everything you stand for.
I hate that you have Josh Allen.
I hate that you own us, and theres nothing we can do about it.
Its not just a loss; its a complete annihilation of hope, every single year.
