Jose Ramirez Says He Offered His Teammates $500 Per RBI and $1000 Per Home Run Before Game 5 vs. Tarik Skubal

Lindor, Thome, CC, Cliff Lee, etc etc etc etc etc.

If they were good, they left us for the bag.

And I can’t even blame them.

I mean shit, I left Cleveland and Columbus for the bag in Chicago!

But you know who didn’t do that?

You know who turned down the bag to STAY IN CLEVELAND?

And that’s why my love for him will never change.

….until this story.

It just got stronger.

But also, I think he’s serious?

Kwan hitting it back up the middle in his first at-bat proves it.

It’s about damn time Lane got paid!!!

Just more to get the vibes up.

Like a grandma offered $20 per goal you score in 5u soccer.

And damnit, it worked.

Man, what a series.

Game 1 we score 5 before they get an out.

Game 2, Skubal shuts us out and Clase gives up a 3-run bomb in the 9th.

Game 3, they go home and beat us.

THE DETROIT FREE PRESS WRITES THAT THE SERIES IS OVER.

We still Game 4 in the late innings right under their nose.

Until Lane Thomas etched his name in Cleveland Guardians lore.

And in all honesty….biggest home run in Guardians history?

That was fucking epic.

I’m still worn out from that series.

I just hope the boys aren’t still hungover.

Can’t blame them if they are though…