Touching moment between former Hollywood roommates.
John Stamos is a man of hair.
Dave Coulier is a man of stage 3 Hodgkins Lymphoma.
In a beautiful act of solidarity, to show his good friend Dave that he’s got his back.
Despite John Stamos' entire life being built on the back of his great hair.
Despite his thick luscious locks being the most important thing in the world to him.
Something he’s used to seeing in the mirror every day.
Something that gives him confidence in himself and defines the man that he his today.
I mean, what did you expect?
That John Fucking Stamos wasactuallygoing to shave his head?
Do you know how hard he’s worked for that beautiful mane?
It’s not like Dave Coulier is his literal brother or something.
They were co-stars on a TV show in the 90’s.
He’ll graciously give Dave Coulier a few hours of his time.
But he’s not going to jeopardize his career.
Oikos Greek Yogurt could need him for a commercial at any moment.
They can’t have a bald bitch as the face of their brand.
In all seriousness, two things are true here.
Anybody who is actually upset with John Stamos for not fully shaving his head… calm down.
I was half joking in the paragraph above, but his hair is legitimately his career.
Which I suppose would make it all the more heartwarming gesture if he actually went through with it…
Calm down hypothetical people who Twitter assures me are furious about this.
It’s a nice picture.
I’m sure Dave appreciates it.
On the other hand… Stamos should have known how this was going to look.
It happens in high schools and offices around the world every day.
You gotta know how that looks, John!
That’s a nice thing to do.
Putting on a bald cap isn’t really a sacrifice.
You’re kind of just stealing bald valor at that point.
But maybe that’s perfectly on brand for John Stamos.
What they clearly should have done is make a joke out of it.
Dave is so appreciative.
He proceeds to shave Dave’s head.
You thought I actually shaved my head?
You know how hard I work for this hair?
Look how stupid your head looks.
Either something like that, or maybe just don’t go the bald route at all.
Maybe just find a different way to support your pal.
