SF Standard Let me get this straight, John Mulaney said.
Youre hosting a future of AI event in a city that has failed humanity so miserably?
Everyone inside the auditorium at the Moscone Center groaned.
So many of you feel imminently replaceable.
He added, Can AI sit there in a fleece vest?
Can AI not go to events and spend all day at a bar?
Youre a VP of customer success?
he asked another attendee.
Congratulations on your position that did not exist five years ago!
Whats important here is that were looking for solutions, he said sarcastically.
And in looking for solutions, what were really after is insights, which then lead to success.
Now, start prepping the humans for robots.
Some of the vaguest language ever devised has been used here in the last three days, he continued.
The fact that there are 45,000 trailblazers here couldnt devalue the title any more.
This rocks so much.
I hope the Salesforce employees had a great time, though.
