It’s always rare to see someone do exactly what they were put on this Earth to do.
And when you see it, it’s a beautiful thing.
Michael Jordan playing basketball, Tiger Woods playing golf, Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar.
Like they’ve unlocked some sort of secret to achieving greatness.
That’s Joey Chestnut when it comes to shoveling sustenance down his throat hole.
Keep in mind he just ate 57 hot dogs on the 4th of July.
They say there’s no such thing as boneless wings, there’s just chicken tenders.
And to that, I probably agree.
you’re free to call them buffalo tenders, but they sure as shit ain’t wings.
With that being said, however, “boneless wings” or buffalo tenders are fucking delicious.
Sometimes even better than actual wings.
– I don’t see Kobayashi putting up these numbers come Labor Day.
He better start getting in the lab.
