NFL Week 1 overreactions are the best.

People wait a whole offseason just to lose their minds over one game.

There’s always one team that completely stuns you with how poorly they show up to start the year.

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you might’t lose at home to a rookie coach with arguably the worst roster in the game.

Jerod Mayo and his boys pulled off the upset, sending the Bengals faithful into a tailspin.

It’s so stupid and so irrational that it’s perfect.

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As fans we’re always over-analyzing players mannerisms and body language.

Is that guy limping?

Are those two guys angry at each other?

Here we’re talking wrist strength when it comes to holding a bottle of water.

Joe probably walked into that presser expecting questions about his 55.8 QBR or 5.7 average yards per attempt.

Maybe talk about his abysmal EPA.

Nope, he got hit with how he can’t hold a water bottle with one hand.

How could Joe Burrow hit Chase on a deep ball if his wrist can’t support a water bottle?

If I was a Bengals fan I’d more worried about the haircut than the water bottle.

Gotta ditch the frosted tips after a game like that.

Just can’t keep rolling with those.

Forget the water bottle, dump the tips Joe.