If you find yourself already being over the Jimmy Butler trade drama, I have bad news for you.
We’re just getting started.
If there’s one thing the NBA does well, it’s trade drama.
Take the latest Shams update.
You’ll never believe this, but Jimmy Butler has added another contending team to his preferred trade list!
Who knew that he was so hell bent on running from the grind?
Isn’t that his whole thing?
Not taking the easy way and all that?
Well, what would you call this?
Now this is funny for a few reasons.
For starters, the Suns are a 2nd apron team which means they can’t combine salaries.
What’s that about?
Is the idea that the rest of us don’t have the internet and can’t do math?
I mean I’m not a huge math guy myself but I can use a calculator.
Is it only about engagement by using big names and popular teams?
Woj left the game and now everything is bullshit?
If you were to ask Jimmy Butler’s agent, that’s exactly what’s happening.
You have to admit, he kind of has a point.
Now, let’s say it was true and HOU/GS/DAL/PHX was actually Butler’s list.
Who cares if that gets out?
Who gives a shit?
That’s why I’m more inclined to believe that Shams might be up to something.
It’s all just speculation, so who cares if it’s bullshit right?
Imagine if every single thing you tweeted went mega viral?
You’d make shit up left and right just to get another taste of that.
So what’s next?
When do we get the Shams tweet that Butler has added OKC or DEN to his list?
It would not shock me one bit if we get that tweet by the end of the week.
