So here’s how this story goes.

If Ohio State lost to _____, I would do ______.

But instead of me coming up with the punishments for the playoffs, I have let the internet.

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For the Oregon game, they bullied me into doing the Peeps Bet again.

Of course I said yes in a heartbeat.

The greatest speech giver in the history of speeches?

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I still get chills.

No idea what that means.

No way Tress would screw me over, right?

Anyways, this morning while I’m doing the Mark Titus Show, my phone starts going bananas.

WALK FROM DALLAS TO HOUSTON????

That’s 250 miles on the highway.

That could legitimately take weeks.

I could quite fathomably die.