Goddamnit I can’t quit this guy.

Jim Harbaugh and Dan Campbell.

That’s the list.

Fired on the spot.

Well, yeah, now I think the Chargers are going to beat the Chiefs.

My hands are tied.

I know how important Dicker is to the Chargers.

I know how much Harbaugh will kick a field goal and be happy.

But you gotta have a fullback show off the lunch pail in this situation.

Or when teams show up to games in black to dress for a funeral.

It never works out.

Those things fail way more than they succeed.

The problem is you don’t have Jim Harbaugh.

The man just wins.

Lunch pails, personalized lunch pails, are the key to winning.

Good luck beating a team of lunch pail guys.