Not that it was doing much to make him look any less hilarious in the first place.
Not funny at all.
Jay Leno is in dire straits.
We need eyes on this man at all times.
We simply cannot allow him to continue wandering the streets of America like Wile E. Coyote.
Reality is not the cartoon that Jay Leno seems to be living in.
There are no seatbelts or air bags in the types of cars Jay Leno drives.
I guess even the safety bubble wouldn’t save Jay Leno in that scenario.
Somethinghystericalterrible is bound to happen.
He got addicted to historic vehicles and took out one too many loans he couldn’t pay back.
Which actually makes a lot more sense.
Because why the fuck else would is he still doing comedy gigs when he’s more bruise than body.
That’s not the behavior of someone who’s in a good place financially.
