There are plenty of reasons why the Dallas Cowboys are a bad football team right now.

Michah Parsons has spent more time in the podcast studio this year than on the field.

Mike McCarthy is a giant bumbling idiot.

The defense is giving up over 350 yards and 28 points per game.

Admittedly there’s no quick fix for all of these issues.

Some of them are definitely going to be harder to figure out solutions for than others.

But the Cowboys are 3-3 right now.

They have 3 wins on the road, and all 3 losses have come at home.

You’d think at some point that would be a point of concern.

These NFL stadiums cost billions of dollars to build.

It’s not like this is anything new.

It’s been the same issue for over a decade at this point.

But Jerry Jones isn’t going to let the sun win this battle.

He’s not going to admit defeat to a little ball of fire in the sky.

Curtains and blinds are for pussies and commies.

He just won’t have it, dadgummit.