Jerry Jones Said He Will Be The GM Of The Cowboys Until He Dies (Let's Hope He Lives Forever)

This is just amazing news.

Football is just too complicated for 93 year old Jerry Jones to be calling the shots as a GM.

Think his 98 year old self can scout, evaluate, or analyze a single thing?

Trade your draft picks for guys you think are cool.

It is quite the way to run a billion dollar business.

And honestly, if you’re a Cowboys fan, you’re in Hell seeing this.

Does anyone have a magic Genie lamp or anything?

Sorry world peace, but ensuring the Cowboys are bad forever takes precedent.

Here’s to a million more years of this!