Three quick things about this story:
1.
But I trust that man with all my heart.
Jerry Jones is clearly the players coach of owners.
But I don’t think that’s necessarily the case with Jerry Jones.
Millionaire NFL players get to do some cool ass shit.
Real life Squid Game.
Actually I take that back.
I wouldn’t bat an eyelash if it came out one of them hunted humans for sport though.
Okay that got dark.
Mark Davis:Seems like an actual nice guy.
Has all of Vegas at his disposal.
Always has the worst hair in the room, which relaxes everyone else.
Jerry Jones:For all the reasons above along with his obsession with glory holes.
David Tepper:Absolutely loaded but also an absolute dickhead.
2 (tie).
John Mara:Working for John Mara is probably awesome because he is acting like loyal to a fault.
Now I’m angry, so it’s time for the GIF!
