I want to say it was Chris Collinsworth who originally came up with the tush push.

Also the term “tush” seems a little too jokey and silly for a guy like Jalen.

He’s not going to shotgun a beer on Fallon just because the Eagles won one measly Super Bowl.

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That’s rat poison.

He doesn’t want his opponents to see that he’s let his guard down.

Obviously shotgunning a beer in under 2 seconds comes as second nature to him.

Forever fueled by chasing the next one.

That’s the calling card of all the greats.

Poor guy accomplished his ultimate goal by bringing a championship back to Philadelphia.

And how does he get rewarded?

Once Friday wraps up, he shouldn’t have to talk to anybody until July.