God the internet is so fucking stupid.
Clearly he meant Parkinson’s in the colloquial sense.
That’s just you having “a bit of Parkinson’s”.
But you don’tactuallyhave Parkinson’s disease.
It’s merely a figure of speech.
I think that’s what Jake Paul wants people to think?
Is that really possible?
To accidentally slap a Parkinson’s label on somebody when you’re just referring to their general pain?
That’s such a bizarre thing to accidentally say about someone unless there was a reason for it.
Parkinson’s is so specific.
It’s not a word people just throw around.
Then play it off like the diagnosis came sometime after the Jake Paul fight.
They can’t let it get out that Jake Paul beat up a 58-year old Parkinson’s patient.
Which honestly… if Parkinson’s Mike Tyson was still down to fight…
I mean it’s a free country.
Who are any of us to tell Parkinson’s Mike Tyson he’s not allowed to box.
Mike Tyson is an adult.
He can make decisions for himself.
Who’s going to tell Mike Tyson no?.
Most importantly though… people are smoking toads now.
I did not know this.
I guess I’ve always heard about people licking toads.
Some say it can cure depression, but other research shows it can be addictive and dangerous.
Apparently it was the best experience of Tony Robbins' life
How about that?
Toad venom cures Parkinson’s and make you not afraid of death.
The experience of a lifetime.
I hear so much about them.
Everybody comes out of them saying that they’re a changed person.
Who knows how much of that is legitimate, and how much is just pretentious celebrity bullshit.
But I’m still wildly curious about it.
I smoked DMT with a homeless kid named Mike in South Central LA Hostel once.
But that’s not the same.
I need to do it under the care of someone like this.
That’s a man who knows the way.
I’d trust that man with my life.
Anyways… Jake Paul insists Mike Tyson does not have Parkinson’s.
It was just a super strange slip of the tongue.
I guess I’ll believe you Jake Paul.
For the sake of Mike Tyson’s health, I hope he doesn’t.
