We’re really seeing a new version of Scottie and he’s more entertaining each time.
Sure, he sounds like Michael Scott and straight out of the episode with Prison Mike.
But this just goes to show you this story is never going away.
1 in the world and got arrested before a round during a major tournament.
Shit, everyone made the same joke when he snapped back at Tom Kim on the green yesterday.
Prison changed a man.
A smooth sweep, 5-0, yesterday.
That’s how you start a Presidents Cup.
That’s what the Americans do in this event.
We kick the shit out of the International Team, celebrate and then get ready for the Ryder Cup.
Business as usual so far up in Canada.
Of course he had no idea.
Impossible to replace those bad boys.
Of course his version of jail was boring.
He was stretching in a cell alone.
Stretching by yourself is boring no matter where you are.
The man needed something to do.
Needed someone to talk to or help him with some practice swings.
Need him to stay this loose, all I want now is a 30-0 sweep for Team USA.
