Jack Del Rio Allegedly Drove His Vehicle Through A Street Sign, Crashed Through A Fence, Parked In Someone's Front Lawn, Was Arrested For Drunk Driving, And Resigned from Wisconsin's Coaching Staff

It makes perfect sense really.

Wisconsin’s football program and Jack Del Rio are almost mirror images of each other.

Exceedingly average, but occasionally find themselves in a position near the top of their conference.

Jack Del Rio & Wisconsin go together like drunk driving & Wisconsin.

But when I think of Wisconsin, I think of Spotted Cow.

Spotted Cow is a popular beer that only available in the state.

So in my mind, Wisconsin = beer.

Also I figure they don’t have the best public transportation there.

In Jack Del Rio’s defense, Wisconsin was on a bye week.

He didn’t have a game to give special advice on the next day.

Aren’t we allconstantlydriving drunk?

Who among us hasn’t drove drunk at least 1,000 times?

Bad luck is all it was.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t good enough for Wisconsin.

But I’m sure Jack will land on his feet.

There will ALWAYS be a role for a guy like that in the world of football.