Despite the obvious correlation, I’ve never combined skiing and cocaine.
But I gotta think it’s a pretty great combo.
I’d argue drinking goes with skiing as well as drinking goes with anything else in the world.
I mean it’s an overall bad idea.
But with drunk skiing, you’re onlysort ofa risk to kill someone else with your negligence.
But boy is it fun.
It keeps you warm.
You’re less scared of committing to jumps.
You’ll duck into a blind tree path with zero reservations about where it may lead.
It doesn’t hurt as bad when you crash.
Honestly it’s a pretty awesome rush.
But apparently the folks at Mammoth Mountain disagree.
Just another classic example of guys not being allowed to have fun anymore.
It’s bad business to call the cops on a patron who is literally just vibing.
They couldn’t just let Haley Joel be.
They just had to call the “fucking Nazi’s” on him (his words).
I know that video is pretty rough.
This was probably for the best.
Because he currently doesn’t have a house.
It burnt down in the LA wildfires.
All’s well that ends well.
Well free at first.
I don’t think a complimentary public defender is getting him out of this one.
But again, look how happy he is to be there!
His face is so small.
I know that was probably his biggest role.
But Haley Joel has been in stuff as an adult too.
It’s not like he’s a completely washed up, out of work has been.
He was in the movie Blink Twice.
He made three appearances on Jimmy Kimmel in 2024 alone.
The man does a J.D.
Vance that’ll leave you in stitches.
I got your back Haley.
You’re more than the “I see dead people” kid from the Sixth Sense.
You’re a tremendous adult actor who will continue to get work.
Kingdom Hearts is bound to make another game eventually.
People- He is now issuing an apology for the “disgraceful language” he used while being arrested.
“Im absolutely horrified by my behavior.
From the bottom of my heart, I apologize to absolutely everyone that this hurts.
I dont ask for anyones forgiveness, but I promise to atone for my terrible mistake.”
Keep your chin up brother.
Shoutout to Haley’s sister Emily, who I just thought about for the first time in years.
As Hannah Montana’s seemingly more obtainable friend, she was always low-key one of my top childhood crushes.
